It's a Pigs Life! By Uno.

Happy Birthday to Me. Happy Birthday to Me!

I'm 7 weeks old going onto 20. I think I can take the world by storm until something scares me and I go running for Dad, Mom or Tqa. The good old saying "you’ve come a long way baby", sure fits me. Dad tells me, I was the smallest of the bunch and look at me now. I have passed up my step-brothers and sister in size and if you ask me my opinion in looks.

There is enough for both of us.

 Life up on the ridge has been so good, I get to run with my dog, eat peanut butter cookies, chase a duck or two, then go for a swim in the pool. Dad and Mom finally sprung to put me up in my own apartment which is not as big as the house, but I don't get yelled at for scratching my butt on the walls here. The fine dining in the area is a bit to be desired, no one cooks like Mom and Dad. I love it when they bring Tqa out to play and forget to pick up her food for the day. Nothing like dog food to spoil my girlish curves.

Aunt Bungie & My Cousins

My Auntie Bungie's kids are growing really fast also, but they don't get to run around the yard like I do. I heard Mommy say that they don't have the manners to behave in the yard so they stay out back with their Mom. It must be nice to have other piggies to play with, but they have no toys. I don't understand how they can live without their stuffed bunny, balls with jingle bells or pull ropes, plus they don't even have a swimming pool.

What???

Okay, I had better get off here before dad finds out I'm playing with the computer. He hates it when I get my dirty nose prints all over the screen. Have a great day folks! ~ Uno